(No prompt, just had this in my head and wanted it out.)
"You're nervous." Said Basch the canid, inhaling through his nose.
"I'm not nervous." Replied Joseph the human, sat with his arms resting on his knees.
The pair were sat in a public space on board a space station. To Joseph, who only a scant few weeks ago had just assumed that humanity was alone in the universe, the massive upheaval of the past few weeks had left him somewhat numb to the fact that an unknown sea of stars gently floated on by far above his head, while he sat on an artifical hill covered it what felt like real grass, next to an alien.
The pair were away from the crowds, choosing to sit on a hill overlooking the park and having a great view of the pleasure district.
Joseph had assumed something seedy from the name, but it was filled with families, parks, entertainment and confectionery stands.
The human's companion was one of two new friends that he had made. A canid, Basch, by virtue of his appearance, reminded Joseph of home. Wherever that was now. He looked like a werewolf, but with enough small differences that to say it was a one to one ratio to what he knew, would be false.
A mane that would have suited a lion or rock icon. Whiskers or spines extended from joins and down the centre of his back. A sea of small differences. Just... not quite a werewolf. If he squinted, then yeah, a 'space werewolf', maybe.
"Ah, I'm wrong then. I'm losing my touch..." Replied Basch, referring to Joseph's denial that his anxiety was building.
There was no danger, no need to be worried.
Yet...
That was when the canid attacked. Canids were larger than humans and Basch was a perfect specimen of a healthy male canid. Muscles rippled under a healthy shiny coat of fur. He used his greater mass to roll over Joseph sideways and dragged him into a barrel roll of sorts.
It all happened in mere moments, but the next instant Joseph was on his back, the grass tickling his ears while a giant wolf-like creature grinned down at him. Two massive clawed hands were either side of his head. The knees of the alien were either side of his legs while it's lower legs were crossed over and pinning Joseph's ankles down.
"What are you doing?" The young grinning man asked with laughter before trying to get up. He put an elbow beneath him and tried to push the alien away, but it was no different from trying to push a building.
"Oh no, I'm not being told I'm losing my touch, I have to be certain!" Exclaimed Basch as a hand snatched one of the human's wrists and pinned it. Putting his weight on the sides of his hands while holding the arm still, his other arm reached for the second wrist of the human which was just as quickly pinned down.
Joseph attempted to wriggle free, but found he was quite firmly held in place even when he bucked and yanked.
"I will not be shamed!" Grinned the alien.
"I didn't shame-hey! What are you-?! Ack!"
The canid had leaned down and pushed his snout and muzzle into the crease of Joseph's neck where it met the shoulder. A cold wet and leathery nose pressed into the exposed skin and breathed in deeply before breathing in and out in rapid successions, tickling the human.
Joseph reacted by flinching and trying to press his cheek into his shoulder, but the canid's head was in the way, snuffling and wriggling about.
"Mm, smells like nerves to me. What about... this side?!" The male said before retreating his head only to repeat his actions in the otherside. The human however was squirming and laughing as his sensitive areas were assaulted and tickled. He threatened the canid several times up to and including outright murder. The canid offered no mercy.
And as suddenly as the assault had started, it ended. Joseph was panting deeply, his face flushed red as he glared up at the canid who wore a dopey grin, tongue hanging out.
The canid released the human's hands and lowered himself onto his elbows. The canids body completely covered the human's lower half, pinning the legs and hips beneath him. The canid rested his head against the humans ribcage, while his hands were slipped beneath Joseph's shirt and rested against the bare skin directly. Basch could hear and feel the human's heart beating rapidly. He had noticed before that human's had a much faster heart rate than the other species, and only one heart at that.
The canid, on learning about their biology and hearing the small organ working so hard, developed a very serious sense of protection over it. It felt... fragile, like he needed to close his hands protectively over it and hold it against his own chest.
Especially Joseph's. It wasn't so much that he needed protecting, Basch had been a guard before. He didnt feel protective of the human, it was more that... he didn't want any harm to come to Joseph in the first place.
"So... am I wrong, or do I need to track down more evidence?" The canids voice rumbled and vibrated Joseph's entire body as he spoke.
"I can't smell what you can, for all I know you're just making things up!" Joseph complained, diverting the conversation.
"Being smell blind is no excuse... tell me... maybe I can make it better?"
"You..." the human sighed, his head thumping back down, seemingly defeated, but still not wanting to talk about it. Basch remained where he was, only moving his fingers, brushing his thumbs over the humans sides and stomach.
"It feels like something bad is going to happen."
"Something bad? Like what?"
"I dunno'... its stupid."
A growl of warning from the canid.
"It's not stupid. You're worried that you're in danger?"
"It's like... what happened the other week?" He referred back to the end of Earth.
"Every time we thought we were out of danger, something else went wrong. Like... its been two weeks since I got here... I'm waiting for the next thing to go wrong."
Basch understood this. Combat was a canid's preferred environment. There's a bad guy, kill the bad guy. Easy. But even for a canid, if the fighting is too hard or goes on for too long, it begins to weigh heavily on any canid. They become nervous, they react violently to surprises and expect the worst in perfectly calm situations.
Joseph felt Basch sigh before a flat, wet and broad tongue lapped at the underside of his chin. It immediately shattered the serious mood that was building in Joseph's head as he feigned repulsion, despite him immediately feeling better, if only a little bit.
"Aww gross! Canid breath!" He joked laughing.
As Vine came back to the other two, holding three odd treats in his hands, he came back to the canid ravishing the human. The furless alien was attempting to prevent the canid from licking his face and was failing miserably. The canid would duck in, wipe his broad tongue across the humans face, then use the moment of being blinded to attack the opposite side.
As Vine stood there, there was a moment that the human grabbed the canid's head with both hands and attempted to hold it away. The humans arm's were tense, his tendons sticking up and out as he put all his strength into holding the canids skull away. The canid merely leaned forward and slowly approached with a wicked grin before he was in range and licked the humans face once more before stopping and turning to the felinoid, leaning back exposing the panting human with his chest covering half ridden up to his arm pits.
"Welcome back!" Basch said with a wide smile.
"What is going on here?" Asked Vine, crooking an eye ridge.
"Nothing!" The canid lied pathetically.
The felinoid simply made a 'mm' noise as Joseph wiped his face free of drool with the length of his arms, still panting.
"If we're experimenting, firstly I want to be there to, at the very least, watch and secondly, whilst exciting, perhaps not in public?"
The canid merely leered at the felinoid, tongue dangling from its maw. Canids were not a partner Vine had ever considered before, but it was turning out to be an untapped goldmine of boundless energy of a confident partner that was vigously willing to serve.
The human on the other hand was a bundle of anxious nerves. While Vine could have manipulated him with ease, the felinoid was enjoying the long playful journey of Joseph coming to terms with the adventures and pleasures that Vine and Basch were offering without expectations. The two of them were, mostly, allowing the human to explore at his own pace.
That said if Basch was going to keep using every time Vine looked away to be flirting with the human, Vine was going to need to up his own game. He underestimated the tactical acumen of the solider.
"What you got there?"
"'You Creams', apparently a human delicacy."
Joseph looked up.
"Oh, Ice Creams?" Seeing the wafer cone and the coloured mound on top.
"I think they are frozen, but they were quite adamant they're called 'You Creams'"
Joseph frowned before a realisation dawned on him. He did a sit-up with the canid still pinning his legs and fished his translator out of his ear.
The canid did the same and the felinoid, after handing the cones out, matched.
"I like Ice Cream."
The aliens responded, but it was merely yowls and growls, the canid's words seemingly more sub-vocal then actual words, rattling Joseph's bsck teeth. The trio replaced the ear buds.
"I, meaning me, and Ice sound similar in some of our languages. They weren't saying You, they were saying Ice."
"Oh." Said Vine, looking at the slowly melting confection. "Well good luck then because they've got a sign and everything." He said with a shrug before biting into the treat with gutso.
Moments later Vine flinched and screwed his eyes up as he learnt what a brain freeze was.
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É mais ou menos Boas notícias kkk, sempre me masturbei desde meus 13 ou 14 anos, nem lembro, porém agora aos meus 18 eu comecei a fumar maconha, no início era uma vez por semana e punheta era todo dia, porém, recentemente comecei a fumar todo dia por que comecei a trabalhar, e não tem coisa melhor que fumar um baseado depois do trabalho, porém, com esse vício, eu percebo que não sinto mais vontade de me masturbar e ver pornografia, mas ao mesmo tempo tenho interesse e vontade de conhecer mulher, sim, eu tampei um buraco e abri outro, porém acho que se for pra ter um vício, que seja a maconha, e não a masturbação, faz 10 dias que parei de me masturbar, e sinto que as mulheres me olham diferente, me sinto mais auto confiante e “relaxado” em torno de mulheres, é só meu relato sobre como maconha me ajudou nesse caso.

Oi pessoal, sou nova por aqui e gostaria de uma ajuda. Ontem consultei com médico e ele já me enviou a receita pra comprar flores e óleo de CBD, eu queria comprar pela Cannect mas ainda não tenho liberação da Anvisa. Queria saber como proceder nesse caso.
Obrigada!

I never did Your unconditional love for your kids. Amazing right. Imagine you could love your partner and their kids unconditionally too never thought it was possible. I can tell you it is. Knowing you would do everything for your kids but falling unconditionally in love with their kid and looking at your partner and every single day think wow your my soul mate. But hey life throws curve balls and challenges. Sooooo having perfection in life blended family. Then your world gets smashed apart. Pain lost an emptiness. Imagine your ex doing a runner with your purpose in life your kids. This = self destruction. Bad thoughts But hey I had unconditional love for my partner and her beautiful kids who saved my life. But feeling guilty that I was happy but had nightmares of my kids getting pulled away from me. I’m an amazing human but I became a zombie with no emotion. So I turned to poisoning my life drinking and doing coke and gambling. Sad right but it made my tears and pain go away. Dumb hey 40 year old and I looked after everyone and ran a successful business. Lock my door put the blinds down and never got out of bed for weeks. Lost 5 workers stressing all my friends because I never opened the door. My partner came and cuddled me and I collapsed into her arm and she held me from falling. Imagine that know she had my back and took on hell with me. How did I repay her. I became a closet drug addict. I use to her for hour and we fixed things. That one day I went 3 days without sleep. My partner is perfect best human I’ve meet. Know her 30 years. I started Hallucinating and thought she was on the net as a pornstar. Rang her and going what the fuck are you a porn star or a hooker wtf you all over the net. Then drove over to her house begging for the truth. Our love/sex life was beautiful. But this broke her as a woman that I could think that but she didn’t know I was coked and hadn’t slept. Finally slept and thought what fuck I know she 100% not that girl but never told her it was because I was high. This took a piece of her womanhood I could never take it back. Month later it happened again so I took screenshots of this when I finally slept I woke up in the morning and looked at the picture and it was nothing like her. Discussing treatment of a mother and a woman. It was hitting it hard because I was going through court for the kids. Our love was a dream but it was broken because her walls went up She begged me to go to a doctor because all my randomness was a depression mental illness thing. I tried to give it up. And my lies went on an on sitting at home cooking myself into bad depression when when I was with my girl and her kids I was happy. She saved me I destroyed her. We had a big talk and I came clean. I was ashamed. I know if i spoke to her and told her she is always right and would of fixed it together. But the relationship was to broke. I’ve been clean since about October but had one slip up. We are even friends anymore Drug lost my best friend. Buttttttttttttttt After break ups So many different circumstances Put yourself in their shoes in circumstances out of the ordinary How would you cope not seeing your kids. Some people don’t care but me and my ex took 1 year before we meet the kids Kids 1st If you know your ex if amazing but couldn’t cope and was to embarrass I wasn’t strong enough. I’m living a life or regret the people I destroyed I had to sit my parents down and tell them I’m a drug addict and tried to kill myself Soooo would that amazing bloke you known for 30 years dedicated life you make it up to you Loving you isn’t a chore it’s natural Team I’ve lost everything how would you cope I’m still here and fucking fighting to love myself and life that life You always say you only get one Get of the couch and discover beauty Tuff love I’m so sorry

Buddy and I made characters together right at launch. He invited me to his group the moment we both logged in, at the start of the prologue.
We quested together for 5 hours, got to level 20 together. I realized it wouldn’t let me port out of a dungeon at the end of a quest so I figured it was a bug and left game then logged back in.
When I logged back in I found my level 20 character with all of his gear and spells sitting at the beginning needing to do the prologue… I’m sad and no idea what happened?

Trabalho em IT para uma operadora e sinto que apenas estou bem quando tenho tudo feito e todos os meus problemas resolvidos. Mas em IT , isso nunca acontece .
Estou constantemente a pensar no trabalho e o único hobbie que tenho tem sido ao final do dia ir ao ginásio. Recentemente ,à cerca de um ano passei a liderar uma equipa de 8 pessoas. Sou uma pessoa muito tecnica e não gosto de gerir pessoas mas penso que até faço bem o meu trabalho.
O cliente por vezes tambem não facilita a minha vida. Ficam furiosos com coisas , sem cabimento e cerca dos 90 por cento dos casos que reclamam chegamos à conclusão que nao são problemas ou que o sistema até está a funcionar bem.
Nunca perco a postura e no final mostro como estão as coisas montadas mas chega a um ponto em que começa a ser dificil lidar com gente estúpida. Há malta que não sabe o que está a testar .
Ter de aturar malta que refila sem razão faz-me perder tempo . Tempo que podia ser gasto noutras tarefas que tambem tenho.

Decidi criar esse sub pq queria compartilhar minhas experiências estudando em um colégio militar com outras pessoas que também estudam, Enfim... Divirtam-se 👍

I got married last month and the week before I thought I’d make use of the Golden Teachers that I grew earlier in the year. So there I was in the kitchen, pink apron on thinking I was on Bake Off making shroom chocolates. I’d never made them before, but I put just under 2 grams a square into melted milk chocolate and I even put a white chocolate button on the top for presentation. Obviously being my wedding I didn’t want to have too much, so I put a lot less in them than I usually would have.
Fast forward to wedding day. Lovely day, very civilised and suddenly it starts getting a bit loose on the dance floor. So I grab my chocolates that I made, ate one and gave them out to a few mates who I had done them with before (and could handle themselves). Now I don’t know if the chocolate reacts with the shrooms in any way but fuck me… These were some of the strongest I’ve ever had. In just 20 minutes it starts to hit me… I’m looking around, I see my new in laws, I see my parents and all of my wife’s family thinking FUCK.
I go outside for some air as at this point I’m tripping my nut off and I’m ambushed by my wife’s aunt. I’m pranging out majorly. Will she know? What are her family going to think of me? Anxiety through the roof.
I catch a friend who I gave one to walking out of the marquee. We lock eyes and he says “mate. What the fuck?” To which I replied “you think it’s bad for you, it’s my fucking wedding!” I go back in the marquee and see people looking for taxis in trees, stumbling in the car park and I’m thinking what have I done?
At this point, I’m a wreck… Every fibre in my body was saying “go to bed” but I somehow pulled myself together. Gave myself a pep talk in the loo, accepted the moment and went back in. Told my wife straight away who laughed her head off and looked after me for the next 30 mins.
Ended up having the best time. Full of love and able to express it to the people I love. At our after party, the group I gave them to came in one by one, each having an amazing trip sitting somewhere under a tree or by the pond.
I clocked out at 3am and went to bed. My wife sheepishly crept in at 5.30am… Wouldn’t have it any other way. Fun to do it since we’ll probably have kids soon so will be off games for a while.
Won’t be handing them out like that again though. Lesson learned.

Boas!
É o seguinte, estou a pensar em vender a minha casa, já estou em conversações “avançadas”, ainda que sem compromissos, com uma amiga que trabalha na remax e depois das contas feitas, chegamos à conclusão de que ficarei com sensivelmente 70k de lucro (depois de comissões, impostos, etc.)
Neste momento resido e trabalho na Alemanha, por isso a parte boa se vender é que fico sem os encargos e as chatices de ter um imóvel em Portugal. Mas o plano é voltar. Se vender, sei que tenho um prazo de 3 anos antes do estado me vir buscar os impostos sobre as mais valias, e comprar já não me parece inteligente, pois se o mercado está bom para vender, com certeza não estará bom para comprar… o que acham que devia fazer? Estarei errado? Deveria comprar já? Não deveria vender sequer? Deveria rentabilizar com um aluguer de longa duração?
Agradeço o vosso contributo.
Cumprimentos!

like i actually don't, the skins are bad as shit (compared to other games, not gonna name them) what do you even do at this point? Like is there a single braincell shared by all of the yba joes to make em play this game still? also fuck uzu and his release broken nerf later