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2012.08.23 13:43 bjy20716 America's Got Talent

Welcome to the official sub-reddit for hit show, America's Got Talent
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2009.08.04 00:37 rogerklotz America's Got Talent- Melee

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2020.01.26 19:14 SamSamBoi WorldsGotVictims

Contestants from America's Got Talent, Britain's Got Talent, etc. that have a sad backstory that then get praise from the judges.
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2023.06.01 08:45 ChugachMtnBlues Map of Indigenous Language Families Spoken in the US Today vs. Where They Were Spoken in Pre-Columbian America

level 1ChugachMtnBluesOP·34 min. ago
Most maps of Pre-Columbian North America that I've seen are by cultural region rather than language, and the ones that are tend to show where groups were when they encountered Europeans, NOT where they were in 1492 (for instance, the Comanche are almost always shown on the Southern Plains, even though they didn't come to the Southern Plains until they got the horse and probably didn't exist as a separate ethnicity from the Eastern Shoshone at all in 1492). The specifics involve a lot of guesswork, but we know that Europeans caused a cascade of migration inland when they started contacting coastal peoples, and some groups had been displaced for a couple hundred years by the time they actually made direct contact with Europeans.
This Wikipedia map, from a 1960s textbook, was my starting point, but it follows the "where they were when Europeans arrived to that specific area" model, plus some of the language classifcations are outdated: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Early_Localization_Native_Americans_USA.jpg
For the current-day map, I used the map in this report from the US Census: https://www2.census.gov/library/publications/2011/acs/acsbr10-10.pdf
Notes on methodology: For the pre-contact map, I took a generally "lumping" approach to language families, mostly to make the map easier to read--if there's reasonable consensus that two langauges belong to the same family, I put them together (e.g. "Hokan," which definitely includes the Yuman families of western Arizona but might not include the Californian languages). To reflect the uncertainty about precise locations, especially in the interior, I blurred the lines, but even with that this map presents things as more certain than they actually are. There are almost certainly some individual isolates and whole groups that just went extinct without ever being recorded. Furthermore, some territories weren't really "inhabited" in any meaningful sense; others were shared hunting grounds; others were being actively fought over. Because of all that uncertainty, this map can't be said to represent a particular moment in time, but is an impressionistic view of where native languages were spoken in the 16th century. For the modern map, I mostly approximated the shape of the reservations where these languages are mostly spoken, but it's important to note that many reservations don't have a lot of original speakers of the language, and conversely that (especially near large reservations) the language is also spoken outside the reservation. There are also a couple urban areas where Native languages are spoken in considerable number: Anchorage, Fairbanks, Honolulu, Sea-Tac, Los Angeles, Tulsa, and Minneapolis (but not New York City!) Note that this is not indicating areas where a majority of people in the area speak the Native language it (that would reduce it to a couple areas in Alaska, and maybe the Pueblos and the Navajo Nation) or even a plurality (which would only slightly expand it) but anywhere more than 500 people speak it in one place.
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2023.06.01 08:44 Luccio Is BTC dying???

I got a little BTC, and just like other Junkies, I watch the Price, Blockchain, etc. For the past few weeks, BTC seems to be stuck. Drops by $600 every now and then, just when it seems to be going up. Blockchain has been at 215MB and holding strong there, like perfect timework. Hell, if it should find 4 blocks within a minute of each other, the number of transactions suddenly increase rapidly. That's starting to look fishy!
CBDC is a menace, that looms like a wolf. 75% of the people I talk to about Bitcoin, know so little, that if you shoved a CBDC down their throats, they would take it and say, "Well, it's the new norm I guess".
I think BTC was a good stimulus for digital currency, but would it, could it, be the replacement for USD and all other world currencies? I don't know!!! I might be starting to lose faith a bit.
Blockchain is so long I need a 1TB drive to put it on, what's that gonna look like in 25yrs ? Considering the mass adoption, corporate adoption, etc.
What about the problems... 7trdx/sec isn't all that much. Fine, we have Lightning, but what if all the opened channels closed in 25yrs from now. And, can anyone point me to the Satoshi account!!! You know the one with millions of coins. Heaven forbid the should all sell at the same time!
If the FEDs are controlling the On-chain traffic, who's to say they're not Statoshi. America might foreclose its debt, but wait is it paid by Worldwide Bitcoiners and the billion invested.
Its been a long BitWinter, mainstream media is all hyped on 1,000,000(more or less) a BTC. June, no... July, no... 3rd quarter, no... the halving, no... 2025, etc... Yet, every up tick is followed by an occasional $600 drop! Is this just a big social experiment, that is about to be cut short, once the debt is paid and get CBDC shoved down our throats.
Getting scared here, losing faith fast here, and yet... No one cares! Which is the same flaw with FIAT. As long as you "keep your hands off of my stack"(pink floyd). Then there's the push to HODL, why is that? When a stock does 12%, we are all happy and sell. This one does 1200% and we hold on to it!!! WTF...
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2023.06.01 08:40 Potential_Task3106 Let's be real Yanqing is the worst 5* of the beginner 5* lineup

He might survive in early game, but late game he will suffer alot. Having an inbuild crit rate is the only thing that is good about him.
1) his scalings are weaker compared to other the hunt characters.
2) his skills,talent and ultimate all are single target which makes fighting mobs inconvenient
3) his whole kit will be destroyed once he got hit. Fighting aoe bosses will be so hard.
4) generally u want to make him a hypercarry with harmony, abundance and a speed support. This create no room for shielder and sub dps.
Therefore, investing in him is not worth it in the long run.
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2023.06.01 08:35 Unlikely_Raspberry51 5 Tips for Successful Cricket Betting on cricketbettingid

Cricket is one of the most popular sports in the world, with millions of fans tuning in to watch every match. With the rise of online betting, cricket betting has become more accessible than ever before. If you're new to cricket betting, it can be overwhelming to know where to start. But fear not, we've got you covered! In this post, we will share five tips that will increase your chances of success when betting on cricket. From understanding the different types of bets to researching the teams and players, we'll provide you with all the information you need to make informed decisions and place winning bets on cricketbettingid
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  1. Understanding the basics of cricket betting
Before you start betting on cricket, it's important to understand the basics of cricket betting. First and foremost, you need to have a good understanding of the game of cricket. This means you should know the rules, the players, and the teams. It's also important to have a solid understanding of the different types of bets that are available, such as match winner, top batsman, or total score. Additionally, it is important to understand the different odds that are offered by bookmakers. These odds determine how much you can potentially win based on your bet. Another important factor to consider is bankroll management. This means that you should never bet more than you can afford to lose. Finally, it's important to keep a detailed record of all your bets. This will help you to identify any patterns or trends in your betting, which will help you to improve your overall performance. By following these tips and understanding the basics of cricket betting, you can increase your chances of success and enjoy the thrill of betting on one of the world's most popular sports.
  1. Researching teams and players
Researching teams and players is one of the most important tips for successful cricket betting. Before placing a bet, it’s important to understand the current form and performance of the teams and players. You should be aware of injuries, team news, and any other relevant factors that could impact the outcome of the game. It's important to analyze the playing conditions, pitch, and weather conditions as well. This will help you get an idea of how the match is likely to play out and which team has the upper hand. You can also look at past performances of the teams and players to help you make an informed decision. It’s essential to stay up-to-date with cricket news and expert opinions, as this will help you make more accurate predictions. Additionally, it’s important to compare odds from different bookmakers to find the best value for your bets. By doing your research and keeping up-to-date with the latest news, you’ll be much more likely to make successful cricket bets.
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  1. Analyzing odds and choosing the right bet
Analyzing odds and choosing the right bet is a crucial aspect of cricket betting. You need to be able to read and interpret the odds accurately to make an informed decision. The first step to analyzing odds is to understand what they mean. Odds represent the probability of an event occurring. The higher the odds, the less likely it is to happen, and the lower the odds, the more likely it is to happen. Once you’ve understood the odds, the next step is to look for value bets. A value bet is a bet where the odds are higher than they should be, giving you a better return on your investment. To identify value bets, you need to do your research and keep up-to-date with the latest news and trends in cricket. You should also consider the form of the teams and individual players. Another important tip is to avoid betting on your favorite team or player. Emotions can cloud your judgment, leading to poor decision-making. Finally, it’s important to manage your bankroll effectively. Always bet within your means and avoid chasing losses. Stick to a betting strategy and never place bets on impulse. By following these tips, you can increase your chances of success and make a profit from cricket betting on cricketbettingid.co.in.
  1. Managing your bankroll
Managing your bankroll is key to successful cricket betting.It is important to set aside a specific amount of money for your betting and stick to it. This means that you should only bet what you can afford to lose. Betting can be addictive, and it is important to remember that you should never chase your losses. You should also set a budget for each bet, so you know how much money you can afford to lose on any given wager. Another important aspect of managing your bankroll is to track your bets and your winnings and losses. This will help you to identify your strengths and weaknesses in terms of betting. It can also help you to know when to take a break from betting if you have lost too much money. It is also essential to shop around for the best odds. Different bookmakers offer different odds for the same event, and it is important to find the best odds possible to get the most value out of your bets. Lastly, it is crucial to have the discipline to stick to your betting strategy. Don’t get swayed by emotions or change your strategy based on a few losses. Stick to your plan, and remember that successful betting takes patience and discipline. By following these tips, you can effectively manage your bankroll and increase your chances of success in cricket betting.
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2023.06.01 08:28 That-Ad1099 Steel Panther Pass The Audition Round & Receive Standing Ovation On 'America's Got Talent'

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2023.06.01 08:28 That-Ad1099 Steel Panther Pass The Audition Round & Receive Standing Ovation On 'America's Got Talent'

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2023.06.01 08:28 That-Ad1099 Steel Panther Pass The Audition Round & Receive Standing Ovation On 'America's Got Talent'

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2023.06.01 08:26 espiller1 [Discovery Read Vote] June/ July - Books Through the Ages: The 1990s

Welcome to my most anticipated Discovery Read nomination post Books Through the Ages: The 1990s. I'm a proud 90s babe clocking in as one of the first babies of the decade, so I'm eager to sink into the nostalgia of my youth.
What's Crackalackin? - A Discovery Read is a chance to read something a little different, step away from the BOTM, Bestseller lists and buzzy flavour of the moment fiction. We have got that covered elsewhere on bookclub.
Voting will be open from the the 1st to the 4th of the month, with the winner announced by the 6th. Reading will commence around the 20th of the month booyah - giving you at least 2 weeks to grab your copy!
Nomination specifications:
Remember that if you nominate something that we've already read, you can't call dibs, sadly it will be removed. Please check the previous selections to determine if we have read your selection. You can also check by author here.
Nominate as many titles as you want, it's gnarly - just one per comment, and upvote for any you will participate in if they win. A reminder to vote will be posted on the 3rd, so be sure to get your nominations in before then to give them the best chance of winning!
Haste la Vista, Baby
Emily 📚
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2023.06.01 08:08 hylianfortunate Saw a post about toxic shame on here and want to vent

Disclaimer: If this post is incoherent I've been drinking.
I've hated myself for years so it feels like a comforting headspace at this point even though I know it's not healthy continuing like this. I should probably talk about these things to a therapist or my friends but basically avoidance and self sabotage so I'm venting here instead if anyone cares. Despite having anxiety, I've wanted to be a musician since around middle school when I really fell in love with orchestra. I struggled with nerves the whole time and did some fucked up shit at some points to try to numb my emotions but at the risk of sounding conceited I was really good at it and feeling talented for once in my life was amazing. It gave me something I could have confidence in and was literally the only reason I was able to date in high school (started talking to my gf at all state, never would've done anything or known she liked me otherwise). At the end of high school everything came crashing down, felt like my anxiety had won and I wasn't cut out for music and also got broken up with and I decided to apply for engineering instead. I got into a competitive program and felt like I was at least somewhat keeping up with my smart friends and getting my shit together, but I made it 2.5 years in and was a self loathing addicted mess. I really wanted to like engineering but I was never a math person and it wouldn't click, I always procrastinated, I tried finding myself by going to parties and getting drunk but it wouldn't make the anxiety go away and I ended up going overboard more and more, blacking out and throwing up and being that guy. Also did a lot of psychedelics which was a mixed bag tbh. I was too stubborn to transfer out so I kept telling myself I would turn it around until this winter they finally kicked me out after I couldn't get off academic probation. It felt like shit but I was less depressed than I expected and felt like I was finally free in a sense. I transferred into music performance and have been grinding my ass off to make up for lost time and hopefully get into a better grad program in the future. I know being a professional musician doesn't exactly pay but I don't care, I'm not planning for a family or a nice house in the suburbs and I'm done forcing myself to do shit I hate. I feel a lot better having something I enjoy working toward every day but in every other aspect of my life the feelings of inadequacy and isolation are as bad as ever. I've been able to make friends by seeking out people I genuinely feel comfortable around instead of trying to fit in with anything but I've been single since high school, over 3 years at this point. I started going to the gym after the breakup which helps relieve stress but if I thought it would make me more attractive I was sadly misguided, If you weren't hot to begin with being jacked just makes you scary. I'm really grateful for my parents for supporting me but I can't help but harboring resentment for the crap they've taken out on my throughout my life. Sometimes I think it helps to be a little self centered like I am since I can deal with being on my own as long as I have goals and aspirations. If anyone made it this far I guess I would appreciate an outside perspective on this mess, if going through it in my head helped I'd probably feel better about myself.
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2023.06.01 08:06 bowedsiding95 Britain’s Got Talent 2023 LIVE — Ghetto Kids and Travis George reach final as Ant and Dec forced to apologise to fans

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2023.06.01 08:06 Strengthwars Speculation on the Unknown Justice League Members

Speculation on the Unknown Justice League Members
Do you ever lie awake at night wondering who those missing Justice League designations are in Season 4? No? Just me? Well, anyway--
Young Justice: Phantoms told another satisfying story that reflected on and wrapped up threads connecting as far back as the first season while also doing some exciting new world-building (or galaxy-building on the cosmic side). One element of this included the expansion of the Justice League roster, which is a show staple and has happened every season. Invasion's five-year time skip added Blue Beetle (Ted Kord), Black Lightning, Green Lantern (Guy Gardner), Zatanna, and Rocket, even if Ted was dead by the time the season began. As the galactic efforts of the team expanded, Outsiders' shorter two-year time skip brought about a much bigger expansion with ten members. Even though we never got to see Fire or Magog, even by Phantoms, we did learn about their place on the League by the end of the third season. Alas, the fourth, despite giving us some info and clues, did not reveal the full list of the expanded roster by the end of its run.
Here's what we know:
  • La'gaan is granted the title of Aquaman and invited to join the Justice League in "Leviathan Wakes" on July 3rd, 2020.
  • In "Death and Rebirth", during the wedding of Conner Kent and M'gann M'orzz on September 16th, 2020, La'gaan/Aquaman is heard zeta-ing in under the designation 45.
  • Steel was designated 36 in Season 3 and represented the final member of those who joined between Invasion and Outsiders.
  • Metamorpho is seemingly folded into the Justice League during "Nevermore" at the end of Season 3 when Batman Inc. rejoins with the rest of the groups, including Metamorpho and Orphan -- who were recruited specially to Batman's effort and weren't originally members of the League or Team. We see in Season 4 that Orphan is designated B-36, after the last known Season 3 designations, meaning it's likely Metamorpho is 37 on the League front.
  • The "Foreign Affairs" tie-in comic set after Season 4 confirms that Cyborg is designated 39.
  • Series co-creator Greg Weisman has stated that the designation ordering for a batch of members that all join at the same time (as was typical for the aforementioned waves in previous seasons) is determined by those heroes' debut order. As seen in “Og Htrof Dna Reuqnoc!” during Season 4, Zatara joined the League alongside Captain Atom, Black Canary, Green Lantern (John Stewart), Captain Marvel, and Red Tornado. They were designated in that order because it is the order they became heroes, which is proven by how Zatara was one of the earliest, debuting the same year as Superman. And again, regardless, this has all been confirmed by creator comment.
  • We see Victor Stone become Cyborg in February 2019 and join the Outsiders toward the end of Season 3.
  • With the unusual exceptions of La'gaan and likely Jay Garrick, who seem to join at particular intervals, new Justice League members tend to join in collective batches, as exemplified with Zatara's wave or the other aforementioned ones. Though we do not have confirmation as to when exactly Cyborg joined the League, it is likely that he was recruited alongside another few heroes in the short gap between Seasons 3 and 4.
  • All this to say that Cyborg's placement as 39 in this new wave that goes up to 43 or 44 means that all new Justice Leaguers but one debut BETWEEN February 2019 and February 2020. We are dealing with a fresh batch of heroes that we would not have seen costumed in previous seasons... but that we may have already seen in civilian form.
  • If we assume Metamorpho is 37 for the sake of argument, as it's unconfirmed but seems likely, 38 and 40-44 are all unknown designations. But we know from Season 4 that Flash (Jay Garrick) and an unknown Green Lantern occupy at least two of them.
So... for anyone still with me, who might fill those remaining slots? I have a few thoughts:
Jay is probably 44 and joined outside the other six.
The first thing to acknowledge is which character has that mysterious 38 slot preceding Cyborg. That slot means that the first hero to join the League after Season 3, assuming they joined alongside Vic, was someone who had become a hero prior to February 2019. Obviously, Jay Garrick became a hero quite a bit earlier, in 1940 to be exact, and was a founding member of the Justice Society of America. We learn in Season 4's "Leviathan Wakes" that he has become a member of the more modern Justice League and see him on his very first mission nearly two months later in the next episode. These time discrepancies are odd, but Jay is a long-time hero and it's not unreasonable to hazard that he may have joined outside of the normal League recruitment schedule. They no doubt would have been happy to accommodate him at his own pace. This, plus the fact that his first mission wasn't until August 2020 when we know the main recruitment wave happened prior to February, leads me to suspect that Jay joined more recently compared to the mentioned episodes and that he is designated 44. It's possible that he's 38, but that would eliminate all the interesting possibilities of longer-standing heroes who may have become Leaguers by the fourth season...

Rocket Red (Dmitri Pushkin)
Dmitri is a Justice League member in the comics and we saw him don his Rocket Red armor for the first time during Season 3's "Leverage", set on November 17th, 2018 -- a few months prior to Vic's becoming Cyborg. Now, the Rocket Red Brigade in YJ is a Russian superhero organization and Dmitri especially doesn't take kindly to American espionage/intervention. He wants to rival the Justice League, not join it... at least at that time. Could he have changed his mind in the following year or so? Perhaps. I'll circle back to this for my next idea, but in the credits scene of “Beyond the Grip of the Gods!” in Season 4, we see Black Lightning and Superman discussing the forthcoming Justice League Reserves and a screen displaying potential recruits. In addition to this, Superman notes that "Russia has more Rocket Reds" as an idea for further recruitment. His use of more is interesting, as it potentially signifies that there is already a Rocket Red within their circles. However, given Dmitri's characterization from what little we saw of him and what we know the Rocket Red Brigade's nationalist goals seem to be here, it's equally possible and perhaps more likely that the "more" simply refers to the membership beyond Dmitri and his superior, Olga Ilyich, whom all the heroes would have learned about in Season 3, given that it was a Team mission reporting to the League. Perhaps a Rocket Red or two made it into the Reserves, but I'm betting the 38 designation actually belongs to a different character...

Robotman
Many of you may know Cliff Steele/Robotman from the acclaimed Doom Patrol show, and he made his first true appearance in Season 4's "Emergency Dive" after an illusion of sorts in the third season. In YJ, Robotman was a founding member of the Doom Patrol in 2011 and died with the rest of his crew in 2015. In Season 3, during an episode set in 2018, Beast Boy's dream sequence seems to indicate that he still believes Robotman to be dead. But Robotman is a living human brain stuck in a metal body, and we learn in the fourth season that said robot head was recovered and that Cliff has slowly been working himself out of the depression stemming from losing his team and spending years at the bottom of a river. Whether that's the exact timeline of events is a bit in question, but we know that by Season 4, Robotman is up and running and ready to help Gar despite still facing struggles. Cliff is not typically a Justice League member in other mediums, but neither is Zatara, Rocket, or Magog. One of the best things about YJ is how it remixes and reimagines typical continuity, and in the world of Earth-16 where the League is the premiere superhero organization that it is, it makes sense that they'd properly take in Robotman. We know that he's able to utilize Black Canary's mental health services, as he is a key example she brings up in "Death and Rebirth" as to why she wants to organize a proper sanctuary for struggling heroes who need to work on themselves. Given his ties to the hero community in 2020, I find it strange that Cliff would not be featured on this screen:
The pictured Justice League Reserve candidates in “Beyond the Grip of the Gods!”
Black Lightning and Superman conveniently cover up two of the slots, but it seems far more likely that was done to avoid showing characters the creative team didn't have designs for rather than the ones they did, don't you think? So my question is, if Robotman is so connected to the superhero community as they support his recovery, why would he not be on speed dial for the next crisis via this Reserves setup? Or at least be in contention? I think a very likely answer is that Robotman cannot be a Reserve member because he is already a regular member of the Justice League, specifically under designation 38, as he debuted in 2011 and would have joined alongside Cyborg. While he's still on a journey of recovery, Robotman seems up and running enough (pun intended) by Season 4 that I don't think it's too much of a stretch to propose that he's joined the team proper. But beyond that elusive 38 slot, I do have one more guess to propose as to another member of Cyborg's wave who could have become a hero after him...

S.T.R.I.P.E.
In Season 3, we are introduced to teenage interview show host Courtney Whitmore. Sometime during 2019, she acquired a Cosmic Staff and became Stargirl, as we see her as a member of the Outsiders during Season 4. For anyone familiar with Courtney's DC Universe/CW show, you'll know that Courtney is a legacy hero and that her uncle, Pat Dugan, is a critical part of that journey. Pat was a sidekick back in his younger days and, in the comics and Stargirl show, suits up in a robotic suit of armor as an adult to aid Courtney as her sidekick. Thanks to the recent Young Justice: Targets tie-in comic series showing us Green Arrow flashbacks to 2010 and the time frame of Season 1, we know that Pat Dugan and his old mentor Sylvester Pemberton exist... as Star City traffic reporters rather than heroes (at least at that time). It seems like Courtney's E-16 legacy may be more of a media one than a heroic one, but her Stargirl persona persists and so it's not impossible that her uncle may have his suit as well. While it's far from assured, Pat is a character we now know is around, and given that he'd be becoming active after Cyborg and that he and Courtney are often a package deal, I think it would be interesting if S.T.R.I.P.E. was one of the members who joined the League between Seasons 3 and 4.
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If anyone out there was courageous enough to read all of that, I commend you for your patience and appreciate your shared interest. I love this world and its rich characters, history, and mystery, and given the sub's rising subscriber numbers, I know I'm not alone. So if you're mighty curious as to who else may have joined the Justice League between seasons, I would love to hear your thoughts below. Remember, most of them are likely newer heroes, so your answers are welcome to range from why a new character like Vixen might work well in the current context of the show, to why a deep-cut Season 1 cameo like Pieter Cross may have only recently become Doctor Midnight and joined the big League. You don't have to read all of the above, I'd just love to hear your thoughts!
tl;dr: In addition to Cyborg, a fourth Earth Green Lantern, Jay Garrick's Flash, and La'gaan's Aquaman, there are FOUR unknown Justice Leaguers who joined the team before or during Season 4. Based on the points above or your own theorizing, who do you think those heroes might be?
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2023.06.01 08:02 Lordofthe305 CPWA Octane 5-31-23

CPWA Octane 5-31-23

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We open with a recap of last week's main event featuring Keith Yang and the Jordans (Elijah, Deron "Ron", and Cedric) taking on "The Number One Pick" LeJuan Jones and Ivan Markov. LeJuan announces the names of the other competitors for his team, who are revealed to be General Wade and Guerrilla God, the Soldiers of Misfortune. A brawl ensues throughout the main event, leading to a low blow from Ivan Markov and Brother Julius running a distraction, allowing LeJuan Jones to win the match with a Game Winner on Yang. After the match, General Wade and Guerrilla God double-team Keith Yang and double-powerbomb him through a table. General Wade, Guerrilla God, along with LeJuan Jones and Ivan Markov stand victorious over the prone Keith Yang.
The moment of silence ends and we open with a 30-second intro highlighting all of the stars of CPWA as The Roots' "BOOM" plays in the background. The intro ends with Shelton Jordan holding the CPWA Heavyweight Championship belt over his head. Pyro goes off in the arena for a few seconds, followed by cheering from the crowd.
Brian Kinsley: We welcome to CPWA Octane! We are coming to you live from Seattle, Washington! Brian Kinsley, Anthony Harris, and Sir Samuel Stewart, and we have a fantastic show for you tonight! We continue with the Super Junior Carnival, plus The Mortician will be in tag team action, and our main event, Shelton and Deron "Ron" Jordan take on General Wade and Guerrilla God, the Soldiers of Misfortune. Let's get right to the action!
We cut to the ring.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for...
Crowd: ONE FALL!
GACKT's "Redemption" plays in the arena
Announcer: Introducing first, from Osaka, Japan, she is Shiori Yoshimura.
Brian Kinsley: Shiori Yoshimura won the CPWA Women's International Championship from "The Iron Maiden" Mary Addams at Fatal Alliance in what seems to be the end of their rivalry.
Sir Samuel Stewart: Just because you say it's the end of something, doesn't mean it won't pick back up. I'm sure "The Iron Maiden" will be waiting to get her shot again, even if she has her sights set on going for the CPWA Women's Championship.
Johann Sebastian Bach's Air on G String plays in the arena.
Announcer: And her opponent, from the posh hills of the Hamptons, she is Priscilla Pierce.
Brian Kinsley: We haven't seen Priscilla Pierce in a few months, and that's because she was touring Japan and Puerto Rico.
Anthony Harris: She could've sent us a postcard or two about her time away from here, but now she's got a big test ahead of her.
Match 1: Shiori Yoshimura vs. Priscilla Pierce
A decent, if not solid opener that saw Priscilla Pierce get some offense early, but Shiori shrugged it off, went on the offense herself, and didn't look back. Give Priscilla credit for weathering the storm and even trying to fight back, but it wasn't enough as Shiori ended the match with a Spinning Bison Bomb.
3 out of 5 stars.
We cut backstage and we see Kevin Meyers interviewing Rory Irvine. Rory says that his first-round victory against Kelly Lawton was no fluke and he plans to go all the way just to prove that he belongs with the best in the Cruiserweight division. Rory then heads out for his match.
We cut to the locker room area and we see Brother Julius approaching the Soldiers of Misfortune. Brother Julius tells General Wade and Guerrilla God that he has the plan to eliminate the Jordans and Keith Yang altogether, courtesy of "The Number One Pick" LeJuan Jones. General Wade tells Brother Julius that he and Guerrilla God are all ears.
We cut back to the ring.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a quarterfinal match for the CPWA Super Junior Carnival Tournament.
The O'Reillys and Paddyhats' "Barrels of Whiskey" plays in the arena.
Announcer: Introducing first, from Dublin, Ireland, he is Rory Irvine.
Brian Kinsley: Rory Irvine has been riding a high wave of momentum ever since beating CPWA Kelly Lawton in the first round of the Super Junior Carnival.
Sir Samuel Stewart: The young lad definitely is feeling himself as the youth would say, but let's hope it doesn't come back to bite him.
80s Synth Track Nightscapes plays in the arena.
Announcer: And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, he is one-half of StarrVice, Mark Starr.
Brian Kinsley: Mark Starr and MAGNUM Koyama had a decent match but it was ruined by the interference of Silver Eyes.
Anthony Harris: Then after that, Silver Eyes and MAGNUM Koyama were brawling thereafter. I'm sure these two are gonna bash in the ring again.
Match 2: CPWA Super Junior Carnival Tournament: Quarterfinal: Rory Irvine vs. Mark Starr
Another decent match that saw some high-flying, technical holds, and a lot of hard-hitting striking. Mark Starr had control of the match, keeping Irvine grounded. Irvine started to make some offense of his own, but Starr kept him at bay. As the match ramped up, CPWA Cruiserweight Champion Kelly Lawton looked to get even against Rory, only to knock out Starr by accident. Rory would get the upper hand on Lawton, knocking him out and hitting the Celtic Crucifix Pin on Starr to win the match. Rory Irvine advances to the semi-finals where he will take on Money Mark or Owen Benoit-Jericho.
3 out of 5 stars.
We cut to a graphic hyping the other quarterfinal matches of the Super Junior Carnival Tournament, including "The Korean Idol" Han Sang-Hoon taking on Steve Odenkirk, Ricky Vice taking on Devon Gatlin-Tyson, and Money Mark taking on Owen Benoit-Jericho, which is next.
***Commercial Break***
We come back from commercial break and we see Kelly Lawton groggily walking backstage. He bumps into Lord Phillip Byron IV, who scolds him for not getting his payback on Rory Irvine. "The Iron Maiden" Mary Addams approaches Kelly and tells him better luck next time.
We go to the locker room area and we see Shelton and Deron "Ron" Jordan getting ready for their main event tag match. Shelton says that he wants payback for what the Soldiers of Misfortune did to Keith Yang. Ron agrees and says that the Soldiers of Misfortune will get beaten up tonight.
We cut back to the ring.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a quarterfinal match for the CPWA Super Junior Carnival Tournament.
Almighty 3's "To The Other MC's" plays in the arena.
Announcer: Introducing first, from Opa-Locka, Florida, he is Money Mark!
Brian Kinsley: Money Mark pulled off a miracle against Adam Odenkirk last week on Octane. He managed to survive the onslaught from the first round.
Sir Samuel Stewart: Unfortunately, there is more onslaught on the way, and it's not gonna be pretty.
Blood Brothers' "Replica" plays in the arena
Announcer: And his opponent, representing The Commonwealth, from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, he is Owen Benoit-Jericho.
Brian Kinsley: Owen Benoit-Jericho had one of the best matches, if not the best match of the first round as he defeated Angel Vega.
Anthony Harris: That was a hard-hitting match and it could've gone either way. Let's see how this match pans out.
Match 2: CPWA Super Junior Carnival Tournament: Quarterfinal: Money Mark vs. Owen Benoit-Jericho
This was the match of the night so far, and perhaps the best match of the quarterfinals. Owen took control of the match, using his amateur grappling and technical skills to ground Money Mark. Owen then used his submission holds to weaken Money Mark, only for him to survive and reach the ropes. Owen's relentlessness continued with German suplexes, but Money Mark managed to flip out of the fifth German suplex, leading to his offense. Money Mark was flying all over the ring, hitting Owen with a series of dropkicks, hurricanranas, and head scissor takedowns. Owen tried to go for the cross-face, but Money Mark hit the Moneymaker to get the win. Money Mark advances to the semi-final to face Rory Irvine.
4 out of 5 stars.
We then see a one-minute hype package for The Mortician. The hype package ends and we cut back to the ring.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 25-minute time limit.
An organ cover to Runaway Casket plays in the arena.
Announcer: Introducing first, from Resting Peace Funeral Home, he is the CPWA Television Champion The Mortician!
Brian Kinsley: The Mortician made quite a surprising return at Fatal Alliance when he not only challenged for the CPWA Television Championship, but also won it!
Sir Samuel Stewart: I knew I felt an eerie chill in the arena for some reason and there he was.
Hp Boyz - Engineers. plays in the arena.
Announcer: His tag team partner, from Maui, Hawaii, he is Kahuna Maiavia.
Brian Kinsley: Kahuna Maiavia has kept busy in his native Hawaii, training local wrestlers and touring New Zealand.
Sir Samuel Stewart: He told me he found some promising trainees in Christchurch and Auckland. Hope to see them in CPWA one day.
Nu Breed's "Florida" plays in the arena
Announcer: And their opponent, introducing first, accompanied by his alligator Sunshine, from the Sunshine State, he is the CPWA Television Champion, "Florida Man" Gary Strange
Gary Strange takes out a microphone.
Gary Strange: Now before I go in that ring and make mince meat out of the both of you to feed Sunshine, I have a tag team partner that I think you are familiar with, Mortician, and just like me, he's seeing red.
The lights in the arena suddenly turn red as Aka-Manto Chase Theme plays in the arena. Aka-Manto rushes through the crowd and attacks The Mortician.
Match 4: The Mortician and Kahuna Maiavia vs. "Florida Man" Gary Strange and Aka-Manto
This felt more like a tornado tag team match rather than an actual tag team match as all four competitors brawled all through ringside. Gary Strange would isolate Kahuna Maiavia away from Mortician, allowing Aka-Manto to beat the living daylights out of him. After an utter brawl throughout ringside, Aka-Manto won the match with Redrum on the Mortician to get the win.
3 out of 5 stars.
After the arena lights go out and we hear an ominous female voice.
Ominous Female Voice: Pretty Boy...oh Pretty Boy...punish...them...all!
Glitter Wasteland's "Cold War (Nightcrawler Remix)" plays in the arena as Pretty Boy makes his way to the ring. Pretty Boy glares at Aka-Manto and then at the prone Mortician. Pretty Boy and Aka-Manto viciously assault Mortician. Pretty Boy then performs a chokeslam and tombstone piledriver on Mortician.
We cut to a graphic hyping the other quarterfinal matches of the Super Junior Carnival Tournament, including "The Korean Idol" Han Sang-Hoon taking on Steve Odenkirk, Ricky Vice taking on Devon Gatlin-Tyson, and the main event between Shelton and Deron "Ron" Jordan taking on the Soldiers of Misfortune.
***Commercial Break***
We come back from commercial break and we see Elijah and Cedric Jordan talking to each other as they are on their way to meeting Shelton and Ron. Brother Julius approaches them with a "message" from LeJuan Jones. Brother Julius slaps Cedric as he and Elijah chase Brother Julius. The Soldiers of Misfortune ambush Elijah and Cedric, knocking them out.
We cut to the ring.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a quarterfinal match for the CPWA Super Junior Carnival Tournament.
Rain's "It's Raining" begins to play in the arena
Announcer: Introducing first, from Seoul, South Korea, he is one half of the CPWA Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions, "The Korean Idol" Han Sang-Hoon!
Brian Kinsley: "The Korean Idol" Han Sang-Hoon put on a stellar match against Mexico's El Colibri in what was surely a high-flying battle.
Sir Samuel Stewart: I swore if I blinked even once, I would've missed something crazy. Those two put on a tremendous match.
Franz Ferdinand's "Take Me Out" plays in the arena.
Announcer: And his opponent, from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, he is Steve Odenkirk.
Brian Kinsley: Steve Odenkirk put on a masterful performance against Sharnaz Khan in the first round and looks do so again.
Anthony Harris: He's got skills on the mat, and he can even surprise you with his high-flying. Watch out for him if he makes it all the way.
Match 5: CPWA Super Junior Carnival Tournament: Quarterfinal: "The Korean Idol" Han Sang-Hoon vs. Steve Odenkirk
There were lots of technical exchanges between the two competitors, a bit of anything you can do, I can do better. It was evenly matched early in the contest, but "The Korean Idol" took over the match and didn't look back. Han Sang-Hoon hit the K-Pop Drop on Steve to get the win. "The Korean Idol" Han Sang-Hoon advances to the semi-finals where he will take on either Ricky Vice or Devon Gatlin-Tyson.
3 out of 5 stars.
Backstage, we see Shelton and Ron getting past several referees and road agents as they look at the prone bodies of Elijah and Cedric. Shelton and Ron ask the referees and road agents what happened, to which none of the referees and road agents knew what occurred. Unbeknownst to everyone, "The Number One Pick" LeJuan Jones and Brother Julius were standing in the background, watching everything unfold.
We cut to the ring.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a quarterfinal match for the CPWA Super Junior Carnival Tournament.
80s Synth Track Nightscapes plays in the arena.
Announcer: Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, he is one-half of StarrVice, Ricky Vice.
Brian Kinsley: Earlier, Mark Starr could not reach the semifinals, but Ricky Vice may have a chance to do so.
Anthony Harris: I think he has what it takes, but so does his opponent.
Leo Arnaud's "Bulger's Dream" plays in the arena
Announcer: Introducing first, representing The Olympians, from Jacksonville, Florida, Devon Gatlin-Tyson.
Brian Kinsley: Devon Gatlin-Tyson is still making a big statement that he belongs at the top of the Cruiserweight division. He defeated "The Hi-Fli Kid" Jerome Evans in the first round, albeit with help from Miles Orozco and Chip Day.
Sir Samuel Stewart: There you go speaking hearsay, Brian. Jerome Evans got distracted and that allowed DGT to get the victory. He does allow me to call him DGT right?
Match 6: CPWA Super Junior Carnival Tournament: Quarterfinal: Ricky Vice vs. Devon Gatlin-Tyson
Earlier in the night, Money Mark and Owen Benoit-Jericho had a stellar match, but this one stole the show. Both Ricky and DGT were pulling off hurricanranas, poison ranas, headscissor takedowns, and even diving planchas on each other. The intensity was truly ramped up by the number of striking and counterstriking attacks both competitors were pulling off. Ricky looked to have the match won the Vice Lock, but Miguel Sandoval Jr. distracted the referee on behalf of DGT. This allowed Gatlin-Tyson to comeback and surprise Ricky with a cradle pin attempt, leading to a split-second DDT to get the win. Devon Gatlin-Tyson advances to the semifinals, where he will face "The Korean Idol" Han Sang-Hoon.
FIVE STARS!!!!!
We cut to a graphic hyping the main event between Shelton and Deron "Ron" Jordan taking on the Soldiers of Misfortune.
***Commercial Break***
Brian Kinsley: Next week, CPWA will be in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada for Octane. The semifinals for the CPWA Super Junior Carnival Tournament are set as Rory Irvine takes on Money Mark, and "The Korean Idol" Han Sang-Hoon takes on Devon Gatlin Tyson. Plus, The Mortician will be in tag team action as he teams up with Mangod against Pretty Boy and Aka-Manto.
Announcer: Our main event is scheduled for...
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth's "The Creator" plays in the arena.
Announcer: Introducing first, from Miami, Florida, the team of Shelton, Deron "Ron" The Jordans.

Shyne's "Bad Boyz" plays in the arena.
Announcer: And their opponents, from the Trenches, the team of General Wade and Guerrilla God, the Soldiers of Misfortune.
Main Event: The Jordans (Shelton and Deron "Ron") vs. The Soldiers of Misfortune (General Wade and Guerrilla God)
As great as the rest of the card was, this match was a blemish in the form of a not so good, but not so terrible match. All four competitors beat the living crap out of each other. At one point, the Jordans had the upper hand, only for Ivan Markov interfered in the match, taking out Ron. This left Shelton at the mercy of the Soldiers of Misfortune as Guerrilla God pulled off Guerilla In The Mist (Modified Gun Stun) on Shelton, leading to General Wade to get the pin.
2 out of 5 stars.
After the match, the Soldiers of Misfortune, along with Ivan Markov assaulted Shelton some more and put him triple powerbombed him through a table as "The Number One Pick" LeJuan Jones and Brother Julius look on in approval as Octane fades to black.
Results from FedSimulator.com
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2023.06.01 08:01 bowedsiding95 Britain’s Got Talent 2023 LIVE — Ghetto Kids and Travis George reach final as Ant and Dec forced to apologise to fans

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2023.06.01 07:54 Ashamed_Ad_5563 money does not buy freedom

if it sounds too good to be true it always is and always will be a slave to the jews...and when I do become free they'll make the currency worthless and see how I react and keep a record of it...because they have done it all and seen
it all and they are stronger than me and have more teeth than me which means they have an advantage. When I become financially free women and girls will steal my money so that they can go off to the sunset or send men disguised as women after me...or diseased women and/or girls so that I am forced to pick up shit or nobody.
either way the goal is to control my life..but everything is out there to kill me
the goal was to control the population so we don't fuck and mate and reproduce...love is a crime because they ate meat rather than fish.
death and taxes and cease to exist await me. if it sounds too good to be true it always will be because I am restricted to where I go and what I can do because the person above knows this.
either way this reality does not want me to get away with anything and that fake is the new real and I am not sure if the person you are seeing is really that person or old farts or men and/or boys disguised as females...and that fake is the new real. I'll eventually end up in politics i won't have a choice...
either way this place is to hide the real world and when I do get it they'll kill me off either way or they'll frame me something i didn't do even if it's a thing of fiction...or it will be indian men disguised as females otherwise the disease women and/or diseased females whoever made this matrix did it to screw with me because of religion. I am my own worst enemy anyway...because the information is purposely hidden and the food I eat will make me mortal either way or no fucking..
either way I am my own worst enemy because other men and gay people the goal is to kill me off or if not then and they will devalue or turn me gay or kill me off and she will because she created this and she owns it or nature will...if not other men will get in the way...or the person above will
The goal was to hide the truth and prevent freewill and freedom because rightfully so and limit our free will and freedom because she owns this place - they need me for something...I did not make anything gay people did and that's why they have rigged this game..otherwise use this as target practice i was brought here because they needed me for their political ideology...otherwise eat boys.otherwise fuck my family or turn gay...like what the fuck - is this taboo subject line
besides other men will see more boobs than me because of the jews and men they got that - I won't be able to shapeshift either and they are watching and reading these notes and preventing me from getting a good night's sleep and they have purposely shoved me into a corner because they own this place and are only playing me money to keep quiet so that I push their ideology and they are
the goal is to kill me off so that I can be used part of their game otherwise get run over buhahahha and then they take my place ubhahhaa
A slave to nazis and jews who are smarter than me and hindus and muslims and big brother..
Time has no meaning here and someone is fucking with time and space on purpose...otherwise she kills and tortures each other.
The goal is simple when you can control time and space you can pretty control everything including when I die and they will kill me off buhahahahahahah
hahahahahhahahaha hahahahahhahahaha otherwise leave me all alone buhahhahahahaha
the goal of it was simple to play god with my life and limit my powers on purpose and the scientists and others won and if they conceed to me it's fufilling someone else's ideology....
A slave to friendly fascism...buhahahhaha - I won't have a choice but to join god one group controlling the other..
whether I go left or right or up or down the game is rigged A slave to the male diseease and the adult disease and the boy and gay and parents disease
they purposely injected this virus because they needed me for something the goal was to slow me down or kill me off which they will and when I am born I'll die so that I get recycled I won't have a choice or open my eyes where I won't know and feed me fake stuff appearing real.
The goal was to hide the truth because the truth would hurt and come at a shock...
it's never been to benefit me - I got tortured alright the goal was that there is money to be made in middle the goal was to kill the sex drive otherwise shove it my face so that they can publicly embarras me.
A slave to religion and/or science and they will fuck with me because they have fear buhahahaha because they have the ability to if not then my parents or society or nature will.
which wins every single time...I got turned into a mess because of my father and it's apparently my fault... I won't ever be as handsome because of my race and when I do I'll have to give up more of my privacy for the illusion and they will use this against me in the court of law.
either way I am blacklisted...if not they'll beat up girls
if not then humans will eat for dinner so that i get reunited in america and the way that they got that pretty was because they ate babies...
and this is to benefit others and I'll turn myself into a programmer - i won't have a choice.
only big sister and girls will enjoy real freedom because everyone is diseased if not the gay people
either way this matrix is rigged and that I'll kill myself eventually because of the mango which is money...and then basically become one of the stars
my mind is enslaved and the goal is that i am my own worst enemy...Only the catholics will ever be free or someone close to me or both. Either way the goal is that they'll eventually steal my hard earned money and rightfully so or otherwise destroy me
buhahahhaha nice try bro better luck next time buahahhahahahahaha
hahahaha as long as I accept this form of slavery because they know I am completely defensiveless and that the ball is in the hand of other men and women
The goal of them bringing me here was to avoid the chaos buhahahha
hahaha a slave to the environmentalist who needed me to do their dirty work otherwise pull the plug and then take me away and destroy and ruin the place.
They will drug me or I'll self destruct myself or they'll steal stuff away or they'll take away privileges and ask me to work in the mines. If not then I'll keep working because of my father so that I join their social cult.
The game is rigged whether it's in my favour or not the game is rigged this matrix is smarter than me and they want me to turn against my father in so he either turns against me or continues to look after me and keep me under containment because they needed me to contain a virus and otherwise take over and play this bullshit game of red vs blue vs black - so that the chinese and whites can continue fucking and I am left with the diseased - and I won't have a choice - they will drug me because of other men or eat me for dinner.
Or otherwise torture me so that women can steal my sperm from me...The game is rigged whether it's in my favour or not the person above is stronger than me...
A slave to the pedos who get off to raping kids because they own this place...because other men
They wil torture me because I don't have a choice which is why they turned me into a wuss - my parents know that I am powerless and the person above the same thing buhahhaha
otherwise be on the street naked giggling at me shitting because they own and rule this place because somebody is going to get a hurt real bad.
Money does not buy freedom and when it does it pays for my funeral. If not the jews and others will get in the way or nature will. The game is rigged buhahahha
hahahhahahahahahhahahahaha hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha
but women and gay people and boys and our parents will get a free ride in life. The goal is to control nature and basically play god with my life and they won...I am a prisoner of my own home.
I won't have a choice but to get tortured otherwise they'll send the diseased after me if not other men will torture me or women and girls who are diseased will be sent by the orthodontics and dentists...
I am basically a prisoner otherwise dump me to take over a system so that when I am done rebuilding it it they can take over.
death and taxes and being brutually tortured and kept silent awaits me all and they won otherwise or turn me gay which I won't have a choice because of my parents who set these standards. buhahahha because of society...I got turned into a wuss so that it benefits my parents so that my father is either reborn as a female or he fucks me...
ahahahhahahahha hahahahahaha. They have a script for a beginning and an end to my life so that I can be recycled...
Freedom died a long time ago...This matrix was designed to torture me psychologically.
The goal was to silence nature and when I do wake up they can giggle at me exploding buhahahha
ahahahhaha hahahahha HEHHHEHEHE hehehheehehehehehehe. This matrix purposely lays traps in this reality to lure me into a trap of self destruction and disorganisation and slow me down so that I get sick and fat and so it funds their organisation or i am falling for a similar trap here..
Either turn gay or accept this form of slavery buhahahhaha hahahahha hehehhehehheehhehehe
Otherwise they'll really show whose boss and shut me up for good because rightfully so my parents are stronger than me.
When I become free I'll become a product or a product on their cell phone, newspaper and advertisement buhahahhah...otherwise get turned into a padlock on the internet or the font or the colors on the internet because rightfully so they own and rule this place. The goal was to devalue me and then take it away otherwise prop me up to see how much shit I can tolerate until they take it away from me...if not other men will come after me...or copy or steal my idea. They rape mother earth and mother earth is being raped too.
Otherwise shove gay porn down my throat because they want me to do something wrong but the real owners can get away with having cake and eating it too.
The goal was to delete me so that I cease to exist and they will make me mortal and they won. They experimented on me so that I am given a short self life and or otherwise they blend into the crowd so that they are reborn or I left all alone..
or when I reborn I am born with diseases and genetic defects...
women and girls run this matrix and there are no females in this matrix and if they are they are men disguised as that and they have purposely made it that way....and when I do break free I'll die whether it's here or outside this matrix so that i get recycled or cease to exist or get turned into a less useful forms of life or get raped from behind....buhahahahaha or get eaten by women and/or girls because they are stronger than me...Otherwise force to eat the diseased.
hahahahahahha. Otherwise stare at a computer screen all day long so it protects my parents. Utopia is dystopia...otherwise get raped in jail for their own entertainment.
They will torture me buhahaha whether I like it or not. The goal was to make me mortal and they won...
The goal was to turn me into an illusion and then keep me barely on life support so that they can live in the fantasy land...they did this to other worlds and they'll do it to this world.
or cut my body and my limps. IF not face the diseased...otherwise eventually replace someone or get tortured when I get replaced or get eaten buhahahaha...
otherwise use this against me in court or ask me to take over this dying system...or have those privileges taken away or send the diseased after me when i do break free buhahaha...
either way my own stupidity costs me my own free will...because AI is controlling this system you can feel it..
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2023.06.01 07:43 CamilaLeiva012 Finally got my readers choice awards winners allure box🥹🥹🥹

Finally got my readers choice awards winners allure box🥹🥹🥹
Literally in love with everything!! I was afraid I was going to hate pillow talk but it actually looks nice on me! (light-medium tone and tan easily). Also it took 20+ to receive this in the mail from time of order.
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2023.06.01 07:41 batcatspat Songwriters in Cimorelli

Back on gurugossip a while back I posted a list of Cimorelli's original songs, along with who wrote which ones. I think it's interesting to see who contributed most to what we think of as their best/worst songs. Help me fill in the gaps?
edit: formatting

Hello There EP (2008) - written by Christina and Lauren, harmonies arranged by Lisa

  • Singing My Song
  • On the Radio
  • Delaney
  • Hello There
  • Everything Has Changed
  • Do You Know

CimFam EP (2011)

  • Million Bucks (all sisters)

Believe It EP (2012) - probably all written externally

  • Believe It
  • You Got Me Good
  • Wings

Made in America (2012) - probably all written externally

  • Made in America
  • The Way We Lie
  • Whatcha Think About Us
Everything You Have (2014)
What I Do (2014)
Come Over (2014)

Renegade (2014)

  • I Got You
  • That Girl Should Be Me
  • Renegade
  • You're Worth It
All My Friends Say (2014)

Hearts on Fire (2015)

  • Hearts on Fire - Christina
  • I'm a Mess - Christina, Lauren
  • Before October's Gone - Dani, Christina
  • I Like It - Christina, Kath, Lauren, Dani
  • Move On
  • Good Enough - Lisa, Christina
  • Unsaid Things - Kath, Christina, Lauren?
  • A Lot Like Love - Dani?
  • Someone to Chase

Up at Night (2016)

  • Up at Night - Christina, Lauren, Dani
  • Make It Stronger - Christina, Amy
  • I Know You Know It - Christina
  • Sunsets and Heartbreak - Christina
  • Acid Rain - Lauren
  • Easy to Forget Me - Amy, Christina, Kath, Lauren
  • Fall Back - all
  • Headlights - Amy
  • Brave Heart - Christina, Kath
  • Worth the Fight - Christina, Dani?

Alive (2017) - mostly written in sessions together

  • Your Name is Forever
  • One More Night - Dani
  • Alive - Kath
  • Never Let Me Fall - Lauren
  • The Love of a Man - Lisa
  • My God is Here
  • Hope for It
  • Kick the Habit
  • Find Me - Amy
  • Love Song (Over Me) - Lauren?

Sad Girls Club (2017)

  • Sad Girls Club - Dani
  • Cars + Parking Lots - Christina
  • If It Isn't You - Dani
  • Last Summer - Lauren
  • Boy in a Band - Kath +?
  • BAD - Lisa, Lauren, Dani, Christina
  • ok well i guess that's it then - Dani
  • Kryptonite - Christina
  • Blue - Lauren
  • Galaxy - Dani
  • Girls Like Me - Amy
  • Wrong - Lisa
  • Where It All Ended... - Kath, Lauren
  • Who Told You - Kath, Christina?
  • Pretty Pink - Lisa
Single on Valentine's Day (2018) - Lisa
Thirst for Life (2018)

I Love You, or Whatever (2018)

  • Superstar - Lisa
  • 32 Degrees - Christina
  • What Kind of Girl - Lauren
  • No Good - Dani
  • Minefield - Dani
  • Summers in a Small Town - Amy
  • To Be a Human - Kath

Here's to Us: Wedding Songs (2018) - Christina

  • Here's to Us
  • The One
  • Stay Together

Christmas Lights (2018)

  • Christmas Lights - written by all, produced by Lauren & Christina, melodies by Christina
  • Christmas of Love - Lisa?
New Year, New Me (2018) - Lisa
Believe in You (2019) - Dani, Christina & the rest
All the Days of My Life (2020) - Kath
I Am Enough (2020) - Lisa
Kills Me Just the Same (2022) - Lauren
You Don't Miss Me at All (2022)
SKIN (2023) - Kath with everyone?
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2023.06.01 07:39 CNard12 Nightly Pick 'Em Game for June 1st - NEW MONTH

Winner of May was: Kingofalldogz with 20 points

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Notes/Leaders/Etc:
  • Yesterday’s game: The Diamondbacks beat the Rockies 6-0 Dinelson Lamet got the win, Tommy Henry got the loss..
  • Kingofalldogz the overall lead with 43.
  • Kingofalldogz lead the month of May with 20.
  • Longest current winning streak: tfP360 10
  • Longest current losing streak: PendragonDaGreat, LogicalHarm and thedriedplum with 2.
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Cincinnati Reds (26-29) @ Boston Red Sox (28-27) at 7:10 PM ET.
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The probable starting pitchers are:
Hunter Greene (1-4 4.18 80K)) vs Chris Sale (5-2, 4.72 65K)
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Tigers, and Athletics with 1 game each.
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2023.06.01 07:34 ImNotAliveIAmBread TIL that Lauren Daigle, who didn't even make the Top 24 of Season 9, has been far more successful than Lee DeWyze

Between her and Todrick, how the hell did Lee DeWyze win that season when far more talented people got completely rejected and didn't even land a spot in the Top 12?
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2023.06.01 07:09 Giboit Someone else thinks that Amelia should've been Serena's main rival

Someone else thinks that Amelia should've been Serena's main rival
For context:
Amelia is a character that appeared in an episode called Master Class Choices (episode 16 of the pokemon XYZ anime).
She was a Pokémon Performer and I personally really like her design and I think that she would've been great as Serena's main rival.
Don't get me wrong I like the rivals that Serena got in the anime, but I still think that it was such a missed opportunity to not have her as a jerk rival for Serena.
Part of her backstory/background (that was given in the same episode she was introduced) was that she comes from Fleurrh City and that she's pretty well-known there. With the residents of her hometown, hoping for her to become the next Kalos Queen. And that she finally returned to her hometown to earn her last princess key in front of all of them (even gathering a huge crowd that were there to receive her and tell her how much they supported her). She even had her own agent trying to convince Palermo (the former Kalos Queen/ agent of the current Kalos Queen Aria and talent hunter) to represent her as well.
She's a bit arrogant because not only she comes from a wealthy family but also because her family even sponsors the Pokémon Showcases (at least the one of her town as far as we learned in the episode but it could be all of them for all we know and that would make it even more interesting).
Amelia compited along Serena (who felt a bit intimidated by her) to earn the third and final Princess Key, necessary to enter to the Master Class tournament.
Just like Serena, she was able to win against the other two girls that compited against her in trying to obtain the highest number of Rhyhorn during the themed Performance and was declared the winner of her group and advanced to the Freestyle Performance round.
There, she did her performance along two pretty cool pokemon: a shiny Dragonair (most likely her signature pokemon) and an Espeon, and managed to make the crowd cheer for her. However, Amelia ended up losing the competition to Serena's performance after the public (that was from her own town) voted for Serena instead.
When she was leaving the Showcase theater, Amelia complained with Palermo (who had observed their entire peromance) saying that her own performance was better than Serena's and even asked her to train her.
In response, Palermo just reminded her that she lost to Serena because the audience members had a different opinion. Amelia then told her that she wanted to surpass Aria, and Palermo replied that complaining about the results of the Showcase wasn't going to achieve anything. She then added that it was up to Amelia to improve herself.
I personally think this would've been a great way to set up the beginning of a rivalry if she would've appeared at the beginning of the series.
As I said, I like the rivals that Serena got in the anime but I would've love to see Amelia as Serena's hostile/jerk rival and see her go through some kind of character development.
So, I want to know the opinions or even the potential ideas that people has about how her storyline could've been handle as Serena's main rival and what other pokemon would you give her.
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2023.06.01 07:08 JoeyBLicious WIBTA if I refuse to pay for an unsatisfactory job?

So, I’m a musician & producer and I’ve just finished a long labour of love for my personal project — a single I wrote for my band which has taken just over a year to complete from the track itself to the music video.
I’ve gone above and beyond for this song, hiring some of my personal childhood heroes as session musicians, a Grammy winning engineer to mix and master it and even went so far as to seek out a pair of talented young filmmakers to direct the music video. It’s been an arduous process with a lot of frustration along the way, but we’re finally in the home stretch and are mere days away from finally releasing it to the world.
The only thing remaining was to get the cover art done for the streaming platforms; it’s not really the biggest priority as the majority of the visuals were going to be provided by the music video but, I still wanted something cool and also to give another artist a chance at putting in their grain of sand toward this large art project.
We got the music video back a few days ago after several delays so I finally had the visual elements to pass onto whichever artist was going to do the graphic design.
I decided to turn to freelancing websites and landed on Upwork. I placed my ad with exactly what I wanted, along with stills and assets and had several people apply.
One guy’s resume caught my eye and he had kind of that cyberpunk vibe I was looking for. We agreed on a price, which at first I found kind of exorbitant for a freelancer website (he originally wanted to charge $500 for an estimated 12 hours of work) — I had a budget of $250 which I compromised on and bumped up to $300 for him; which I don’t mind anyway. I am willing to pay if it means I’ll have a product that’s nothing less than spectacular - and his work seemed legit.
But this morning he sends me the first draft, and I felt instantly offended. It is extremely obvious that the artwork had been done with an AI generator with the band logo and a crappy font slapped on and I have no idea how to move forward from here. I have no issue paying that money for art that’s been painstakingly observed and has obvious love and skill put towards it. But right now I’m feeling extremely ripped off and am withholding the money until I can get in contact with him to figure out how we can move forward.
For perspective, the Grammy-winning engineer charged me $500 for a world class mix.
If I had wanted AI art for my cover, I could’ve gone and done it myself; This is just another setback for this production and we’ve burned so much money on other peoples mistakes that this has kind of been the last straw.
The one thing I’m sure of is I do not want to dump $300 or even $100 on a product I’m not going to use. Ideally I want to cancel the contract so I can find an artist who can actually do the job I need — but I feel awful reneging on a contract in general. Would I be the asshole for wanting the best for my project?
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2023.06.01 07:08 SlinkySlekker Futurology

What do you think if the BBC series, “Years and Years,” (2019)?
In America, it’s on HBO/Max.
Very fun/interesting/scary/weird to compare the show’s near-future imaginings against reality’s timeline. Curious of the impression it made, and whether you’ve seen it since 2019, when it aired. They missed the pandemic, but got the “Work From Home” movement timing right, as well as the “Return to Work” backlash, but the reason was related to Trump nuking China in his second term. Which, God willing, will never happen.
But I recommend it, if you haven’t seen it. I kept giving up on the first episode over the years b/c I worried it would be sad. Oddly enough, the nightmare of our present lived-reality made it easy for me to watch, now. The parallels are uncanny, but many were foreseeable. But some are just really clever.
In any event, it’s worth a watch for those who see patterns, make connections, and tease out future events.
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2023.06.01 07:07 tanjanerine My little sister (13) that I stand guardian for (22) keeps lying to me

Hello everyone. I’d never think I will ever share a personal information on here and I apologize for my English. I understand that there are many experienced parents here and I want advice.
My little sister who I look after (13) recently started lying to me about different stuff and it all started when I found out that she has a boyfriend. I was mortified because no matter how culture in America is (we are not originally from here) she shouldnt date at 13 and I strictly forbid her to do that. The boy was sending her inappropriate messages too and I was really heartbroken about it because she’s been lying about it for months and even asking for presents supposedly for her friends when it was for him. For first time of course I got mad but I forgave her fast, I love her a lot and I tried to explain everything to her. A month later I found out that she still messaged him, I was thinking about going into school and reporting it but she was the one who messaged him again and I didn’t want the guy to spread rumors about her. I was really heartbroken about this, I would never expect het to lie to me again when I explained in detail what is wrong for days. Just today I found out that she has been downloading tiktok and deleting it from her phone when I told her the second time she is not allowed to have it. I am not sure if she still talks to him, I have parental control on her phone now but still the act of her still getting the app and hiding it from me breaks my heart again. I don’t know what to do, I canceled every nice plan like going to movies and I told her that I am very disappointed to be her sister.
I am so stuck and I have no idea what to do, I really did try to be nice to her and tell her how much I care for her and I begged her to not ruin our mutual trust… pls Help with advice
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